Stolen memery

Nicked this off John, who nicked it off Danni. It's a mother farkin crimewave I tell thee, anyhoo...

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

Nope, my Dad found my name in a name book.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

Oh god, when was the last time I didn't cry?

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

Umm sometimes, it changes all the time though.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT?

Is this meat that can only be eaten at lunch? Or like corned beef *shudders*. Anyhoo I'll go with bacon.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

Yes, would you like one?

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Oh god no, I'm so up my own arse I find even find wanking unpleasant these days.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?

Never

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?

I think so, no one has said otherwise

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?

HAHAHAHAHA no

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CEREAL?

How can you pick one cereal? I mean really? There's like hundreds out there I can't possibly pick JUST ONE.. But I'll say chocolate wheetos if pressed.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?

Nup, I only wear my big ol' DCs so the laces don't really do up due to clever lace arrangement

12. FAVOURITE SPORT TO PARTICIPATE IN?

Is pool a sport? Yes? Excellent

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM?

Umm white magnum

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?

If they have tits or not

15. RED OR PINK?

Pink

16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?

The fact I have far too many things about myself that I don't like

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?

My ex

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?

Yes, and if they don't they should be tarred and feathered

19. WHAT COLOUR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?

No shoes, boring white pants.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?

Counting Crows - Mr Jones

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE?

Green and broken

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?

Joop and honeysuckle, but not together. Petrol will always hold a special place in my heart too.

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

No idea, my mum most likely

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?

I like the people I stole it from, that help?

26. FAVOURITE SPORTS TO WATCH?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no

27. HAIR COLOUR?

Shit! Are we talking natural? My mum informed me last week, after I dyed it again for the gazzilionth time, that it looks like my natural hair colour, who knew eh? But it's streaky browny blond at the moment

28. EYE COLOUR?

Blue

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?

Not at time of typing, but I have an appointment on monday cos I've missed them soooo much, glasses suck

30. FAVOURITE FOOD?

Lots of food, I'll go with sausage and egg mcmuffin to upset Tie though

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?

Scary movies, anyone seen Cloverfield? Ossm movie.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?

Sexy Beast, Ray Winston is all sorts of bizarrely hot.

33. WHAT COLOUR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?

Many many colours although predominantly pink

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?

Winter

35. HUGS OR KISSES?

Kisses, with tongues.. And pawing.. And sex.. Yes, them ones

36. FAVOURITE DESSERT?

I'm not a huge fan of sweet stuff so I'll pass

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

Bored people

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

People who've done it already

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?

I just finished First Amongst Sequels by Jaspar Fforde and am currently working on one of the Beauty books and some bodice ripping lesbian prison romp by the same bird who wrote Tipping The Velvet.

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?

A mouse, some fag ash, a rizla and the end of my ipod wire. I r messy

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?

Sexy Beast!

42. FAVOURITE SOUND(S)

The noise elephants make when you kill them in WoW.

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?

Neither? Pfft fine the Stones then for Paint It Black

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?

France, I r untravelled

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?

Saying the wrong thing at the wrong time

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?

In Truro, Cornwall.

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?

Yours!

Fin

Gullibles Travels

Just to set the scene... Tie had just returned bulging with joy at having bought many many many skins at Curio.

[12:29] Kitty Lalonde waves at you
[12:29] Kitty Lalonde: Are you skint again now?
[12:29] Tiernan Serpentine: Mmhmm
[12:29] Kitty Lalonde sighs
[12:29] Tiernan Serpentine: Hehe
[12:29] Kitty Lalonde: Whatever am I to do with you
[12:30] Tiernan Serpentine: You could buy me many presents
[12:30] Kitty Lalonde: I could
[12:30] Tiernan Serpentine thinks
[12:30] Kitty Lalonde: But I have to go to cake
[12:30] Tiernan Serpentine: FINE
[12:30] Kitty Lalonde: They just released new skins
[12:30] Tiernan Serpentine: WHAT?!
[12:30] Kitty Lalonde: Right at the top of the feed
[12:30] Tiernan Serpentine breaks down in tears
[12:30] Kitty Lalonde: They look ossm too
[12:30] Tiernan Serpentine: Oh christ
[12:30] Kitty Lalonde bites her lip
[12:30] Tiernan Serpentine: on extendable crutches
[12:31] Tiernan Serpentine: Can you teepee me when you get there please?
[12:31] Kitty Lalonde: No, I don't think that's very fair on you
[12:31] Kitty Lalonde: Cos they're also on sale
[12:31] Tiernan Serpentine curses the day some numpty decided that system skins just weren't good enough
[12:31] Tiernan Serpentine: WHAT!
[12:31] Kitty Lalonde: Half price for ONE DAY ONLY
[12:31] Kitty Lalonde: And buy one get one free
[12:31] Tiernan Serpentine shouts: WHAT?!!?!!!11!!!!
[12:31] Kitty Lalonde: On fatpacks
[12:31] Tiernan Serpentine: TAKE ME THERE
[12:31] Kitty Lalonde: NO!
[12:32] Kitty Lalonde: IT'S FOR THE BEST!
[12:32] Tiernan Serpentine: RIGHT THIS INSTANT
[12:32] Kitty Lalonde: Go yourself
[12:32] Kitty Lalonde: BUMDER
[12:32] Tiernan Serpentine goes
[12:32] Kitty Lalonde: You know I'm lying right?

Tie tp's away (to Cake)

[12:32] IM: Tiernan Serpentine: SLAG

Edited to add

[12:50] Willow Caldera: I don't see the cake skins *cries*
[12:53] Kitty Lalonde: ...
[12:54] Willow Caldera: I don't!
[12:54] Kitty Lalonde: I seriously thought Tie was merely playing along
[12:54] Willow Caldera: oh arse
[12:54] Kitty Lalonde: I don't believe you
[12:54] Willow Caldera: I just got to the bottom of the post
[12:54] Kitty Lalonde: ...
[12:55] Willow Caldera: I read right to the last two lines
[12:55] Willow Caldera: and tpd over there to rez while i finished

The All American Challenge

Taking the boundaries of pervesion out of the metaverse is something I enjoy. A previous blog post of What's in my bag? will show you a small part of my sizable collection. Anyhoo, today I got something new and exciting that I've wanted for a VERY long time (Love you Tie!) and I thought I'd share my new addition with you!


Called The Great American Challenge this thing is obscenely big.. I mean huge. I really hope the posty didn't peer inside the box...


Just for verification, that's a two litre bottle of lemonade next to it. I was going to put it next to the cat as a comparison but it ran off (the cat, not the dildo, although if the dildo does try to run off I'm not going to be the one that gets in it's way).

And now I'm going to sit and stare at it in a nervous eye twitching manner.

kkthnxbai

On the Subject of Roles

Rhishanna Regina did a blog post recently on the subject of roleplay, and this reminded me of a blog post which I had been sat on (in my mind) for a some time. In the comments of the post is a comment by Saffia Widdershins asking at what point does roleplay become roleplay?

While it may be surprising to some, in RL I do not swank around in various scanty outfits drops hundreds of pounds on a pair of shoes that I will probably only wear once. Nor am I a noted member of the community (I'm claiming my wikia entry as my notability in SL, so nyer). I also don't occasionally drop and suck for complete strangers (although tempting). Therefore in SL I am playing a role, essentially me, but a more improved me with less constraints.

But by the same token I'm not making out to be something I'm not, I don't know diddly squat about RL fashion. I can't tell you this seasons colours, and I wouldn't be able to spot a trend if it slapped me in the face. I just like my jeans, DC's and occasional titty top. This is (I hope) reflected in my 'fashion' blog posts. I don't tell you what something could be paired with, or attempt to name the 'cut' of a skirt, because I don't know these things. I just tell you that 'ZOMG awesomeness' and have done with. However there are a lot of people out that do these things, and cynical lil me calls shenanigans on their credentials.

One example that springs to mind is the whole 'what's in my bag' thing. I generally don't carry huge inflatable dildos in my bag, so are people in SL really swanning around with retardedly expensive make up and Louis Vuitton purses in RL? Are they actually like me, with a couple of expensive things that the never use but worship quietly? Or are they the scary girls who had long gleaming hair and a pony back in school?

I think it all boils down to me missing the olden days of SL, you didn't get supermodels who design skins in their spare time. Everyone could pretty much be expected to be a RL social outcast in one way or another. People with problems finding solace in a place where they could be who they wanted to be and learn new things and achieve some sort of greatness for it.

Broadly Offensives Guide to Fun Sex Toys in yadda yadda random number.

Picture blog! Nice and easy cos I r lazy. And it's SEX TOYS, just for Shockwave who has IM'd me incessantly asking for them *grins*








At least thats what happens in communal mens showers in my perverted mind!

Scores on the 'wait, are you sure that's just soap residue' floor

Hilarity 7/10
Peverseness 3/10
Makes you horny 8/10
Liability to get you
banned from places 0/10 Unless they allow rez

You can get happy fun time soap (just my lil nickname) from Necronom

Meme addiction..

I love these things far too much, from Tymmerie Thorne.

1. Who was your first prom date?
Bah, I live in the uk and we didn't get a prom. Or dates. Or guns... Sucks to be us huh?

2. Do you still talk to your first love?
Nope.

3. What was your first alcoholic drink?
Well, there are photos of me glugging sherry at the age of 1ish so I'd say then!

4. What was your first job?
It was a newspaper round, and it sucked so much arse, I had to deliver them all at 6am and they were great big heavy things AND I only got £8 a week.. Bastages.

5. What was your first car?
Technically it was an old unworking BMW with no keys that I was given. First car I bought was a mahousive transit van (a Talbot Express Hightop) which I intended to do up and take around the world. However it rusted to death before I even got around to fixing the alternator.

6. Who was the first person to text you today?
Ummm no one, although my bessie mate from London Town texted me last night.

7. Who is the first person you thought of this morning?
Myself, going back to sleep. Didn't happen though

8. Who was your first grade teacher?
Oh god. I dunno, I have vague memories of teachers, but I moved schools a lot.

9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
I haven't!

10. Who was your first best friend and do you still talk?
My first best friend was a girl called Zoe, and I never spoke to her again (moved across the country) although my mum still speaks to her mum I think.

11. Where was your first sleep over?
At a friends house. We climbed out the window to smoke on her roof.

12. Who was the first person you talked/will talk to today?
That would be Tie, who was possibly attempting to cajole me into getting up.

13. Whose wedding were you in the first time?
I think I went to my mums and step dads, but I don't remember, I'll go with my Aunties then, where I was bridesmaid and all I remember is the egg mayonaisse and prefiteroles (pretty much in keeping with all my weddings then).

14. What was the first thing you did this morning/first thing you will do when you log in?
Sift through the mountain of crap from subscribe o matics and groups

15. What was the first concert you ever went to?
I went to see Jamiroquai with my foster sister in Plymouth, and it was fricking awesome!

16. What was your first record/tape?
Oh god... Michael Jacksons Bad... Now fuck off.

17. First hospitalization?
I never got admitted to a hospital til I was 19, but I went in for a broken nose one night when I was 12ish

18. First foreign country you've been to?
France

19. First movie you remember seeing?
Ummmmmm........ I'll go with Labyrinth. I still love that film.

20. When was your first detention?
I was 14/15. It was for not coming to school or some such bollocks.

21. Where did you first meet your spouse/partner now?
In Second Life

22. Who was your first roommate?
Never had one, I don't play well with others.

23. What did you do with your first paycheck?
Spent it on crap knowing me.

Feel free to tag yourselves, or get one of them little price sticker thingies and stick many prices on your face, that's fun too.

Broadly Offensives Guide to Fun Sex Toys in SL - Pt 4

Hello again! Umm yes, so I haven't been having quite as much sex in SL as I'd like recently so I thought I could at least blog about something sexy, and today it's going to be chairs!

Two very specific chairs though, the first if by Misao Nakamura, who was the maker of the swing in the last one. Older than the swing is the Executive chair. It's got more sexxoring stuffs than you can shake a stick at. Including fisting (ftw) anal, boring, blah and oral.


It also has a very nice slouching anim which makes me no end of happy and is useful if you're not actually aiming to get any with the chair.

The pictures have sweet FA to do with the chair really, but meh, I like them.

The other chair is slightly more feisty and from Mad Sciences. Good for roleplay and/or beating the crap out of those you love and you should really go and test them both


Hilarity 2/10 (although one can't miss out on the repeated slapping of your SO)
Perverseness 6/10 (Not major perversion unless you are a prude)
Makes you horny 9/10
Liability to get you banned from somewhere 0/10 (Unless you slap down sex chairs wherever you roam)

Anyhoo, sorry for the briefness, I suck I know. I think I shall go and crawl into be with a nice hot vibrator and some hentai.

Bai!