Broadly Offensives Guide to Fun Sex Toys in yadda yadda random number.

Picture blog! Nice and easy cos I r lazy. And it's SEX TOYS, just for Shockwave who has IM'd me incessantly asking for them *grins*








At least thats what happens in communal mens showers in my perverted mind!

Scores on the 'wait, are you sure that's just soap residue' floor

Hilarity 7/10
Peverseness 3/10
Makes you horny 8/10
Liability to get you
banned from places 0/10 Unless they allow rez

You can get happy fun time soap (just my lil nickname) from Necronom

Broadly Offensives Guide to Fun Sex Toys in SL - Pt 4

Hello again! Umm yes, so I haven't been having quite as much sex in SL as I'd like recently so I thought I could at least blog about something sexy, and today it's going to be chairs!

Two very specific chairs though, the first if by Misao Nakamura, who was the maker of the swing in the last one. Older than the swing is the Executive chair. It's got more sexxoring stuffs than you can shake a stick at. Including fisting (ftw) anal, boring, blah and oral.


It also has a very nice slouching anim which makes me no end of happy and is useful if you're not actually aiming to get any with the chair.

The pictures have sweet FA to do with the chair really, but meh, I like them.

The other chair is slightly more feisty and from Mad Sciences. Good for roleplay and/or beating the crap out of those you love and you should really go and test them both


Hilarity 2/10 (although one can't miss out on the repeated slapping of your SO)
Perverseness 6/10 (Not major perversion unless you are a prude)
Makes you horny 9/10
Liability to get you banned from somewhere 0/10 (Unless you slap down sex chairs wherever you roam)

Anyhoo, sorry for the briefness, I suck I know. I think I shall go and crawl into be with a nice hot vibrator and some hentai.

Bai!

Broadly Offensives Guide to Fun Sex Toys in SL - Pt 2

Back once again with the renegade master.... Ahem. Anyhoo, back again with more exciting sex toys from the putrid sex den that is Second Life. Here we have summit from a lil shop that possibly not many have heard of. Netsui Kigyo. Mostly concentrating on bdsm stuffages, although she does the most awesome sex office chair in SL, this is the swing.


Simple premise of hanging from something in a pitiful state while passing stranger point and poke, BUT. She made it physical, so you can actually swing, or be swung by any nearby person. Providing great action shots such as these.


Apologies for this being a bit of a lame post, and not partcularly offensive, it was going to be bigger, but SL ate my pictures before sending them to my hardrive and I cannae be arsed to wrestle with it anymore today.

Hilarity 6/10
Peverseness 3/10
Makes you horny 7/10
Liability to get you banned from somewhere N/A

Broadly Offensives Guide to Fun Sex Toys in SL - Pt 1

Having laid myself bare I can now happily continue on with my mission to filthy peoples minds and make them scared of me, and what better way to achieve this than with my lovely new toy as bought for me by Tie (who knows me far too well to be bothering with crap like jewelry) which is so frighteningly cool I have to blog it, and so have created a cartoon, for little reason other than I thought it would be fun!


Yes.. Well. Anyhoo, it's a happy lil tentacle raping monster that jabbers away to you (With a disturbingly cute voice) and tries to cajole you into opening the backpack ("Hey! I found a shiny diamond ring in here!") so it can spring out and rape you.

It's an amusing fucker as you can set it to have moods, which seems to lead to it getting pissed off ("Why the HELL did you even BUY me if you aren't going to DO anything with me?"), and horniness levels, the higher that is the more likely it is to scream "On your knees, bitch! I'm going to pound you like the whore you are!" and rape you in the middle of Tuli's. You can also lock it in the backpack, but why?

It's available from Sensual Stoneworks the shop that bought you raping flowers, raping caterpillars, raping robots and umm a raping hermaphrodite half woman half zebra.

Scores on the slick and steamy floor

Hilarity 10/10
Perverseness 7/10
Makes you horny 3/10
Liability to get you
banned from somewhere 10/10