Sunday, 27 January 2008

What do you write?

I have too many blogs. Some are other peoples, some are work related (*snorts*). But I have two that are all mine.

This one is one of those, however. It's the carefully edited one. Anything resembling RL that isn't highly amusing is cast aside. My other one however is solely RL.

I don't much understand it really, SL is such a huge part of my RL in many many ways, and yet I need to segregate the two. In all honesty, this is Kitty Lalonde's blog. Aside from the occasional harpy fit, she's a cheery sort of creature. Even in moments of extreme misery she'll only ever answer the question of "How's you?" with "Not bad thankee". She's like my polite mask, the pretty window box to mask the dysfunctional family inside the flat. The airbrushing away of the broken veins and spots. Pity really. I'd always thought of her as being the same personality in a different package.

What's the point of all this? I dunno, I was just quietly musing and needed an outlet, so I thought, hell that blogs not suffered for the cause yet, quick jot down something cryptic and depressing.
So there it is.

Wednesday, 23 January 2008

Things we do when bored

[14:28] Tiernan Serpentine: Tum ti tum, lovely weather at the moment
[14:28] You: Indeed, did you watch Corrie earlier?
[14:28] Tiernan Serpentine: Oh yes, it was ace
[14:29] Tiernan Serpentine: I loved that bit where the bloke and the bird were arguing about the price of those tracksuits
[14:29] Kitty Lalonde nods "mmhmm"
[14:29] Tiernan Serpentine trills quietly on her picolo
[14:29] You: I laughed so hard Daves cock slid out of me arse and I nearly bent it double, he saw the funny side after though.. Once the swelling went down
[14:30] Tiernan Serpentine: Awww bless, did he have to go to hospital like last time? When he got his large intestine sucked into that vacuum cleaner while he was trying to fuck you with it?
[14:31] You: Nope, we just put some hot water on it and he went and sat in the garden, twenty minutes later he was right as rain and masturbating over the fence at the people in the bus queue
[14:32] Tiernan Serpentine beams in relief, "Oh that's great!"
[14:32] You: You're telling me, how's Ernie and his sub incision these days?
[14:33] Tiernan Serpentine: Oh he had an accident while he was grating some cheddar to stuff in my arse, there was blood everywhere but luckily it looks just the same as it did before
[14:33] You: Awww that's good, you must have been worried what with Mary and her arse tulip explosion
[14:34] Tiernan Serpentine: Nah, my tulip is under control these days, though I do have to be careful when wiping
[14:35] You: You should try quilted double velvet, it's soft as owt, and still manages to get those stubborn streaks off
[14:36] Tiernan Serpentine: Hmmm I dunno, I have a problem with nuggets and need to use the extra abrasive stuff

Tuesday, 15 January 2008


So Tie (looking resplendently wonderful above) and I have been vey vey busy with our house. After all of three months with our own sim we figured we needed to build a humble abode where we might while away the wee hours contemplating shakespear, politics and how long can you have been going out with someone before you can stop holding in farts (In case you were wondering we built the dungeon months ago.. Obviously).

Best described as a cross between a beach house and a cave with a retro modern interior juxtaposed with casual functionality *snickers*. And then we went and played in the sea.

Go figure.

I'll post some more pics when we've finished adding all the cats, hammers and naked pictures.

Friday, 11 January 2008

I'm still here.. Sort of

Did I mention we got an Xbox? *sighs*.

I will be back.. Soon... Ish... Promise.