Saturday, 22 December 2007


My Man from Kitty Lalonde on Vimeo.

Made a video though.


Saturday, 15 December 2007

An apology...

As anyone close to me knows, for days I have been grappling with how best to reconcile myself to the people of Second Life, to acknowledge my own wrongdoing and still to maintain my focus on the work as a self promoting whore *coughs* I mean fashionista.

Others are presenting my defense on the facts, the law and the ToS. Nothing I can say now can add to that. What I want the Second Life people to know, what I want the Mean Girls to know is that I am profoundly sorry for all I have done wrong in words and deeds. I never should have misled the grid, the Mean Girls, my friends or my family. Quite simply, I gave in to my shame.

I have been condemned by my accusers with harsh words, and while it's hard to hear yourself called deceitful and manipulative, I remember Ben Franklin's admonition that our critics are our friends, for they do show us our faults.

Mere words cannot fully express the profound remorse I feel for what both the grid and the fashion community is going through and for what members of the Mean Girls are now forced to deal with. These past days have been a torturous process of coming to terms with what I did. I understand that accountability demands consequences, and I'm prepared to accept them. Painful though the condemnation of society would be, it would pale in comparison to the consequences of the pain I have caused my family. There is no greater agony.

Like anyone who honestly faces the shame of wrongful conduct, I would give anything to go back and undo what I did. But one of the painful truths I have to live with is the realty that that is simply not possible. An old and dear friend of mine recently sent me the wisdom of a poet, who wrote, "teh lolcat what haz teh cheezburger, is happeh, but teh powah that cumz from teh cheezburger iz unwashed by all teh tearz".

So nothing -- not tears, nor wit, nor lolcat, nor cheezburger -- can alter what I have done. I must make my peace with that. I must also be at peace with the fact that the public consequences of my actions are in the hands of the people of Second Life and their representatives in the Mean Girls. Should they determine that my errors of word and deed require their rebuke and censure, I am ready to accept that.

Meanwhile, I will continue to do all I can to reclaim the trust of the metaverse and to serve them well. We must all return to the work, the vital work of strengthening our community for the new windlight. Our grid has wonderful opportunities and daunting challenges ahead. I intend to seize those opportunities and meet those challenges with all the energy and ability and strength Philip Linden has given me. That is simply all I can do, the work of the fashionable society.

Thank you very much.

Monday, 3 December 2007

Fucksocks... I got tagged *sighs*

Hawks tagged me because he is EVIL! So while I think of suitable revenges I shall complete the thingy wotsit.

“Eight Random Facts” meme.

Here are the rules:
(1) Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
(2) People who are tagged need to write a post on their own blog (about their eight things) and post these rules.
(3) At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
(4) Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

Ok, so facts... hmmm.

1: I'm very scared of odd things. Examples of which would be..
The music off the credits of the UFO ending on the original Silent Hill on the PSone
The trumpety music at the end of the first No Doubt album
The picture on the cover of the original Dawn of the Dead (zombie peering over the words)
The evil insect eyed girl creature from the BBC test screen of the 80's
Airplanes that are under the sea.

2: I used to be a member of Rolfs Cartoon Club *sighs*

3: I have a birthmark on my arse which probably looks like a streak of poo but fortunately I don't see it all that often.

4: I worked in Burger King for one day before deciding it was soul destroying and pretended a relative had died and I had to go to London because I didn't have the balls to quit after just one days work (I still got paid for it three weeks later though!)

5: The only trophy/prize I ever won was in a teddy bear dancing competition when I was 4.

6: I have gone from having one personal blog to owning/being a writer for, ten different blogs. Don't even ask how.

7: I picked the name Kitty when I was 6/7. Because I hated my RL name so much I couldn't bear to type it in to high score tables on computer games etc. It's been my computery/online name pretty much ever since.

8: I once literally bumped into Duncan Goodhugh (sp?) at Paddington Station in London. It was my mum who told me who it was afterwards.. He was wearing a hat.

Hoorah! It's over. Umm now to pick people... Shit.

Okies I'll have Rachel Corleone, Willow Zander, Trinity Serpentine, Carissa Crimson, Candy Flanagan, Phoenix Chapman and Queenie Extrodinaire!

Can I lie down now?

Friday, 30 November 2007

Thursday, 22 November 2007


Dinee made a wordsearch!

Look ish me! Yay! *snickers* does this mean I have to update my guide to fame to include get mentioned in a wordsearch?

Ummm how'd THIS happen?

cash advance

Get a Cash Advance

*shakes head in disbelief*

Sunday, 11 November 2007

Ere! You lookin' at my missus?

Kat Slater - Loud mouthed bint of the most hated of soaps, Eastenders

Tiernan Serpentine - My wifey and love of my life


Saturday, 10 November 2007

I haz kitten!

The kitten is already part of the family (although it did nearly get us sunked in Pirates Of The Caribbean and also very nearly purchased some bling, so it clearly has a long way to go)

Monday, 22 October 2007


From someones blog, possibly Zoe Connolly's

EEK! Someone copied my wifes shape! The bastages

Having said that

Hehe, Kitty Lalonde = Helena Christensen = pwnage

Tuesday, 16 October 2007

Ooo pretties

Hard to believe but the above photo is taken in SL. Bloody amazing sim, go see!

Other amazement is that Tie and I are reaching our one year SL anniversary (although it's been dissolved twice in that time for shits and giggles). It's pretty weird cos I see people I know with a different partner in their partner box every month. I suppose the fact that we're RL as well probably has summit to do with it. Do purely SL relationships go on this long? Anyway, I was just feeling mushy cos I loves my Tie, she makes my world a much happier place to be in, and I don't want to be with anyone else.


Sunday, 7 October 2007

Pffffff pwnd!

3,145,800How Many Germs Live On Your Keyboard?

100% Free Personals from JustSayHi

Fun with retards

I does love it when people ask you for money (no names omitted, I'm a bitch)

[13:58] Bexi Ashton: Hey :D, Any Chance You Have 175L I Could Borror Please:D? I Would Def Pay You Back Tomoz :)x?

To which Tie said "You should give it to her" "Oh would you lend it to her then?" I asked "Yes" said Tie... Sooooo...

[13:59] Kitty Lalonde: Ummm if you IM Tiernan Serpentine she'll lend it to you
[14:00] Bexi Ashton: hehe okay thankyou Huni x

[14:01] Bexi Ashton: Hey :D, Any Chance You Have 175L I Could Borror Please:D? I Would Def Pay You Back Tomoz :)x?
[14:01] Tiernan Serpentine: Who? Wha? What's going on? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
[14:01] Tiernan Serpentine runs away screaming
[14:02] Bexi Ashton: :P, Kitty told me to IM you bevause you would lend me Lindend :D? [14:02] Tiernan Serpentine: Oh I see, she did? Hmm well in that case I should point out that Kitty Lalonde is LOADED... and I've got nothing
[14:02] Tiernan Serpentine sighs
[14:02] Bexi Ashton: haha :P aww okay :P
[14:02] Bexi Ashton: thankyou anywayss xx
[14:03] Tiernan Serpentine: You should IM her back, the tight bitch

[14:03] Kitty Lalonde: If she's being difficult tell her that she's got 2883 lindens and she SAID she was charitable
[14:03] Second Life: User not online - message will be stored and delivered later.

Thursday, 4 October 2007

My keyboard is yukky!

2,561,580How Many Germs Live On Your Keyboard?

100% Free Personals from JustSayHi

A brief insight into Tie and Kitty world....

[3:45] You: Rah
[3:45] Tiernan Serpentine: Blimey, that's a horn and a half
[3:45] Tiernan Serpentine: Umm
[3:45] Tiernan Serpentine: Rah
[3:47] Kitty Lalonde grins and eyes you with baleful eyes, smouldering with emnity as her piercing gaze lacerates you to your soul "Rah rah? Rah rah ra-rah RAH!!! Rah rah ra-ah-ah, rah...." she trails off distracted
[3:48] Tiernan Serpentine scratches her head in confusion, staring at the monster for several moments while it mutters to itself, "Well yes, I don't adhere to that school of thought however. I've always thought they had six legs"
[3:49] Kitty Lalonde looks surprised "Rah?"
[3:49] Tiernan Serpentine nods, "Undoubtedly"
[3:50] Kitty Lalonde stamps her feet frustrated "Rah rah ra-ah-ra rah rah, rah... Rah rah raaaaah rah rah!?"
[3:51] Tiernan Serpentine whips out a handy diagram and a pointing stick which she just found on the beach, "Right, see here? And here? Rah rah? Well, if you combine these two properties and multiply by a random number greater than twenty, it's all quite simple. See?"
[3:52] Kitty Lalonde grabs you in tight embrace tears streaming down her velvety cheeks "Raaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
[3:52] Tiernan Serpentine pats your back comfortingly, "There there, I know, I'm brilliant and you've just been enlightened"

Tuesday, 2 October 2007

*sighs* Some people are so.....

Here is my very good friend Madison. She decided to take us on in the prim wars.

Oh yeah and she beat us. Dammit. 2165 is now the bar to be aiming for. Anyhoo now she's happy, I have an ickle wickle bit of Tiny Empires news. Tie got bribed today and the chap who bribed her sent a nice encouraging IM as well. Here's the convo with his name blanked (obviously)

BRIBEY MAN: hi Tiernan :) wanna come over to me in TE? lol
Tiernan Serpentine: *looks deeply offended* For only 230k gold?
BRIBEY MAN: i cant raise the gold myself, sorry :((((((
BRIBEY MAN: and i dont want u for gold but just for ur kindness :)))))))))))))))
Tiernan Serpentine: *draws up a list* I wanted a diamond encrusted carriage, two hundred oiled manservants, a palace made of crystal and strawberries and champagne on tap... then I'll consider it
BRIBEY MAN: ok hop over ;)
Tiernan Serpentine: Hmmm, I'll think about it
Tiernan Serpentine snickers
BRIBEY MAN: im oiling myself now
Tiernan Serpentine: There's a good little princey prince
BRIBEY MAN: like ur attitude, hope ull come :P
Tiernan Serpentine: I was about to click 'yes' but missed it because I was reading your message, sowwy!

Well she's sort of loyal

Monday, 1 October 2007

Simming along nicely

So we've been massively busy with the sim, which is all very exciting, we're aiming for something with the beauty of straylight but with some sort of quirkyness in it. Due to Tie's lifetime account we've still got land on the mainland, so Filth will not be moving further than across the road. Anyway, balls to all that, have some pictures

The Mountain top cave

View from the cave

The waterfall

Saturday, 29 September 2007

The ultimate birthday present?

Okay so this is a picture of me and Tie, not the best picture ever, but nevermind, what's important about it is that it's taken on our sim

Yep we finally bit the ever so expensive bullet and bought an island, thus removing any last vestages of SL being 'a game'.

I'd invite you all to come look but it's mine, so nyer.

Seriously, some of it will be open to the public soon, but for now we're just having the most fun driving around in our cars and enjoying a blissful lag free existence (even with your draw distance set to 512).

Oh and it arrived yesterday on my RL birthday, so I'm calling it as a present hehe.

Wednesday, 12 September 2007

Primature madness

Ooo back again with another exciting way to pass the time in SL. Tie and I were musing on some prim clothing when we decided to duke it out with 'nyer I've got more prims than you'.

Me (on the left) weighed in at 1660 (ish, I didn't count my dance foo) and then Tie decided to put on some guns and romped in at 1816. Then we took them off again so we could move!

So now we throw the gauntlet out to anyone who cares. Can you wear more prims?

Basically all you do is wear as many prims as possible (preferably without crashing) there are some rules.

NO changing the attachment points of things, if you've changed it previously that's fine, but no changing it at that moment.

NO wearing houses. Everything you wear must be something you can wear.

There probably should be some more but meh.

Good luck all!

Thursday, 6 September 2007


I've never been one to go back on things, once something is done, it's done. Endy Story. When I first got photoshop I buggered around with portraits, even opening up a photo studio (biggest waste ever, one you make fuck all money, two, you have to deal with some nasty looking avs with crap hair and slider issues *shudders*). The above pictures was one of my first few with PS. It was prolly the one I was most proud of, anyway I've been at it again (but this time only taking piccies of myself or Tie) and I felt to redo the above shot. Anyway, it's late and I'm tired. I have a billion things I want to say on my blog about things and people. But I can't be arsed (well more to the point I try very hard not to be a bitch, and not hurt feelings and so forth).

Oh yeah, go to Tofte I'm selling all my old inventory crap. Feel free to laugh at/purchase stuff.

Sunday, 2 September 2007

I did FART!!!!!

Oh wait, I meant art. *sighs*

Anyway, shut up, here's a video

Check out our Burning Life attempts here

Thursday, 30 August 2007

My interwebby is (allegedly) back!

Well possibly only temporary but I can upload. So I thought I'd better do some unread hash up of what I've been up to in the last few days.

EEEEK Spiders!!!

Tie and I went to check out the little seen Toxic Garden which is one of the rezzable sims.

It's very very purty and exciting as you can see, but there are these little bastarding spider/ant thingies.

They look all fine, but they chase you. And if they catch you, they teepee you home. Which sucks.

We thought we'd get tooled up and blow seven shades of shit out of them but it didn't work.


In other news we decided to go on a RL camping/sleep in the car trip to find Rayment's Hill, from the Clive Barker novel Weaveworld. Using the book, and old map, and Tie's unerring sense of direction *snorts* we set out on our adventure. Needless to say we didn't find it. However we did learn...
  • A Vauhxall Vectra isn't as nice as a bed.
  • Kitty is completely incapable of pissing in the great outdoors
  • Some bends you have to drive around sloooowly
  • Devon and Somerset are full of crazy people
  • Women in the city of Wells in Somerset don't wear bras
  • Camenbert will make your car smell
Pretty soon we'll be posting a video of some of our RL adventures. Which'll be nice.

And that's it, other than I was inspired by the Cannery exhibition to do some more piccies.

Thursday, 23 August 2007

5 Reasons....

Why you should never invite us to weddings.

1 - We don't care if we may upstage you
2 - We will show up dressed inappropriately with body parts on display
3 - We like white and will wear it if we feel to
4 - We don't stop swearing
5 - We will flirt with/insult all your guests

(There was meant to be a picture but the interwebby hates me, I'll post it on tomorrow)

Wednesday, 22 August 2007

Gridless in Seattle

Well not really, I'm in sunny sunny cornwall but it didn't fit in the title so well.

Anyhoo, the lack of grid has sent me into some sort of boredom induced internet browsing frenzy, all worth it though cos I found this. Basically it pikachu's a web page, for example here's my blog for pikachu's.

Not particularly amusing, but it reminded me of the time when Tie and I used to talk on the phone, and even before then, making up stoopid pictures of each other on yahoo doodler, there was a site that would 'pornolise' any web page. I think I nearly died the day Tie ran it over a teletubbies page (so wrong, bad Tie!) anyhoo, see my blog in a more entertaining light here (and if you want to do it yourselves find the site here).

"In other news I seem to be unclefucking for the Metaverse "Thrushmore" Messenger, please don't think I've forgotten Filth, I haven't, but in gangbanging with SL"


Actually, I think I'll run all my blogs through this now

Lots of love

(who loves

Monday, 20 August 2007

Ummmm ok......

You Are An ENFP

The Inspirer

You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverent, and unimpressed by authority and rules.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're quite the storyteller!

In love, you are quite the charmer. And you are definitely willing to risk your heart.
You often don't follow through with your flirting or professed feelings. And you do break a lot of hearts.

At work, you are driven but not a workaholic. You just always seem to enjoy what you do.
You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.

How you see yourself: compassionate, unselfish, and understanding

When other people don't get you, they see you as: gushy, emotional, and unfocused

Shamelessly stolen from Ana's blog

Thursday, 16 August 2007

Jumping to conclusions

One of the biggest causes for DRAHMA I found is probably the general misconstruedness of the whole thing. Yes you've know this person in SL for a whole month, yes you've emptied Linden balances together, laughing and cackling and receiving many raised eyebrows from passers-by. But then one slightly random comment throws the whole thing out of kilter.

It's all too easy to misread something, I mean I can't count the number of times that I've misread something in a book, and these things have been written and rewritten, and then edited, proofread, re edited, slung in a freezer for six months, removed, rewritten completely before being released on the general population at large. Ummm oh yeah I digress, but still, the point is you're not meant to misread books, but I still do (mebbe I'm thick, who knows). So when it comes to SL, with it's acronyms, typos, smiley faces and so forth, what hope do I have of not misreading stuff. You also have to take account of the variety of different languages and cultures in SL. In the uk we call each other twats and wankers as a term of endearment. But some people get the hump.

I dunno, I think I'm writing this as a word of warning to people, do not read between my lines, there's nothing there, anything there is generally not added for the benefit of anyone other than Tie. Don't apply standard rules to possible tones etc that I'm using because it'll be completely and hopelessly wrong. If you wanna think summit about a 'way' I might have said something, feel free. You wanna act on that? Step aside.


In other news I seem to be writing for the Metaverse Messenger, please don't think I've forgotten Filth, I haven't, but in keeping with SL being a a fantasy world I'm a sort of workaholic (in a procrastinating lazy, foul mouthed sorta way).

LOOK!!!!!!!! It's a BEEDOG!!!!!!!!!! HAHA! Seriously check this shit out!

Saturday, 11 August 2007

Friday, 10 August 2007

Baboon? More like....

Kitty getting dolled up

So maybe I was having a bad day with that sudden outbreak of bubonic plague, but I don't think I looked half as bad as Kitty at that party. Take a look......

*scampers off to retch, still traumatised by the memory of walking in, arms linked with "donkey girl" Lalonde*

Before Tie posts summit hobbable...

    53.5/100Rate My - Find out if you suck at life

Yay for me! (Look, I'm thinking positively and at least I'm slightly over the half way mark, curse my divorce and finger nail biting habit)

Word of Warning

Never, ever, under any circumstances, say to anyone who has photoshop and knows how to use it (even vaguely) "You'd never ever deliberately fuck up one of your own pictures just to make me look shit"...

Not that I need photoshop to do it.


Monday, 6 August 2007


So I logged in this morning to the exciting news that Ginko has gone bust. It's not like I had an obscene amount of money in there, but meh, the whole exciting story can be found here.

Other than that, I've spent much of my time wandering around looking at the little white spot over me head, and listening to other peoples conversations. I have to say I'm with Hawks on this one. I like the idea of voice when with friends and stuff, being able to get out my many many expletives whilst playing Tringo will be nice, as I'm normally concentrating to hard to type anything legable. Certainly nothing along the lines of "Oh my fucking god where is the fucking bastarding two piece, oh fuck I've fucked myself up the fucking arse again. Bastarding game, this game sucks arse, ooOOoOooo yay! Get in there. Ha!!!" (yeah I do actually say all that, ask Tie).

Where was I?

Oh yeah, so voice, I've got it on, but I ain't speaking unless I really really likes ya!

I other news I found another greenies Sim! Ok so the prim works a bit shoddy but it's a lot less laggy hehe.

Monday, 30 July 2007

New Addiction YAY!

I have to admit I've never really been taken with any of the games around in SL. But then I went to Jelly's rezday and was forced (seriously they totally forced me) to play Tringo.

And it's fooking cool!

So cool, in fact, that if SL had been working properly, I would have gone and blown 15k on my own Tringo board. However Tie is, for once, extremely pleased that SL has a worse hangover than me after my last birthday and doesn't want to do ANYTHING!

Just look what my clever new wife made! Optimus Prime!! (which in my personal opinion has to be the shittest transformer anyway, I mean seriously "Wooot I just turnied into a lorry!" I mean yeah, great, thanks. Oh and while we're on the subject transformers sucked arse anyway. Zoids were way cooler)

Friday, 27 July 2007


Okies, so I'm making another video and I'm pathetically excited about this one, but I need some bodies. Anyone with anything vaguely harajuku in your closet get your arse to Koreshan on Saturday between 6pm and 8pm SL time (yeah I'm vague, but that's a 2am start for me so blah).

Hope to see someone there!

Tuesday, 24 July 2007

But... But... I'm a DOG??!! (Thanks Trinitee!)

Apparently you can answer questions to see if I'm as much a dog as it says I am *grumbles*

Anyhoo Trinitee Trillam had this on her blog and I couldn't resist. Although it's all fooked up I'm about as modest as a streaker. Seriously. Those girls in school who thought they were better than everyone else? That was me! Although only in SL (I have virtual ego issues, gimme a break).

Monday, 23 July 2007


How smart are you? - Are you dumb?

And Tie didn't help me at all.

Not one bit...


Friday, 20 July 2007

It's bindun but....

Okay so everyone with a blog has been to greenies, but I've never been a girl famed for either her originality or strength of knicker elastic so here it is.

The thing is this massive hoohah about it all being the work of Starax Stratosky. Well I admit it's possible. I remember interviewing Light Waves AGES ago for Filth, to be fair it wasn't an in depth interview as he/she was cagier than a bag full of umm cages. They also said that they sold the rights to their work to someone else, which I thought was pants (mostly cos they couldn't give me copies of the aliens which had all been up at a sim called Lo Lo for some time). It never crossed my mind that they may have been Starax, although I had convinced myself that Nomansha Syaka was but nevermind.

Another reason why it's possible is due to the existence of a sim called Backstage many years ago. It was much the same idea as greenies, you tp'd into a drawer and you flew out into a room that spanned two sims, I don't recall there being walls but I may have been wrong. It had a little race track on the floor with toy cars you could drive, and a dolls house (remarkably similar to the one at Greenies, although the backstage one had skeletons in the attic). There was also a little bonsai plant, which was my favourite quiet contemplative spot in SL. It was also littered with Starax's work. I have a piccy somewhere of me stood next to a gargoyle of his on the shelf.

None of this matters though, if Starax is back, and doesn't announce that it's his alt, and that he is back, then we should all respect his wish for privacy. Also if it isn't him then don't you think whoever it is will be mightily pissed at people thinking that they are someone else, rather than recognising them for individual talent.

Anyway, that's me done.

Tuesday, 17 July 2007

In seriousness...

A while ago I was involved in a project run by the Metaverse Messenger and my good friend Madison. It was a makeover with a difference. It was an SL makeover for people who had survived cancer in RL. Getting various designers in SL to donate their creations to a worthy. I thought the idea was a brilliant one and offered my services as a photie taking thing to Mad's. The lady whose makeover I was recording was an avatar by the name of stori Knopfli. I'd recently given up on doing photies for any sort of business due to my utter boredom with people and having to work and so forth. But stori was a hoot. She was a really lovely girl, and it never once felt like work. I remember her saying about her hair colour as she'd been a red head before, but had ended up blonde as a result of the makeover.

So I did her photo and she loved it and it went in the messenger and all was well.

Until I got an email this morning telling me she had lost her fight with cancer. It's quite strange how affected I am by someone I spent a sum total of an hour with in SL. But I am.

I hope she's found some peace now and I hope this post reminds everyone that there are ways to fight against this sort of thing, and we can ALL do something to make a difference.

Monday, 9 July 2007


I'm seriously not enjoying SL for all the reasons I should be. Currently it's the best I can do to go in there to answer IM's... Oh wait, there aren't any hehe.

When I started (don't be confused I may have an 06 birthdate but i really started in 04) I went to lots of events, of course there weren't as many then, I even hosted a few. Shopping was fun, Nomine being the bollocks of all the shops. Everyone seemed to be gothic (I was too although that was more my graphics card than choice) and the world seemed, smaller. Now it's just huge.

So yes, I'm thoroughly pissed off with it all. I'm also pissed off with making Filth. I mean it's fun and all, but I haven't a fucking clue if anyone reads it, likes it, hates it. Or what. I come up with all these ideas and they're all shit at the end of the day. So I take a look at what I've gained from SL instead.

Well I've gained two things. The chance to be me, as I'd really like to be. The chance to be unencumbered by class, status, looks, social standing, whoever the fuck your family was, it doesn't really mean anything here. All you really need to make something is an inkling of how something works and a shit load of peserverence, and you can make something that you really care about, inspite of what anyone else may think.

Which brings me onto the second thing I've gained.

I met Tie when I was in SL the first time round, in a shop that sold poles (for dancing). Tie was and still is, and probably always will be the funniest smartest person in SL. Except now she's not just part of my SL, I don't have to switch on my computer to see or speak to her, I just need to roll over or turn my head and shes there right next to me.

So you see I think I've gained about the greatest thing I ever could out of SL what more is there.

(PS this is not a whinging post, I have plenty of them on my RL blog, it's more a thought ordering post so blah)

Friday, 6 July 2007

It's been a while

I've been away screaming around the lovely quaint roads that make up the south of england, but now I'm back!

Oh and I have a plan. I'm going to attempt to make a 15 minute long machinima based on the gun slut comic in Filth. However I'm only a poor little sparrow, so I need people with talents who can offer any help they can in return for being credited on the film. So if there is anyone out there who thinks they can help, please, leave a comment, IM me, or send a carrier pigeon.

Love Kitteh!

Monday, 2 July 2007

Me wuvs Jellybean!

Not only is she fookin gorgeous, but she always posts my shit on her blog, and I've been so remiss lately about keeping up with hers I felt to share her insanely awesome vids with you!

Fuck it

I like this vid


All done, finished, latest issue of Filth is out...


Saturday, 30 June 2007


I think I have man flu, it's kind of like normal flu, except much much worse. Normally only suffered by men, the smallest cough can reduce a person to a comatose wreck. Which is what I've spent most of the day doing... Sleeping that is!

The magazine is very nearly done, with not one, but TWO videos ready to go. Although SL is being a lag infested shit hole at the moment. Prims changing their size and position randomly, hair disappearing, chat lag that makes it nigh on impossible to communicate. Blah...

Anyhoo, I'm having issues seeing the screen so tara

Thursday, 28 June 2007

Period of procrastination over.

Well we're aiming for sunday with the release of the next Filth. It's going to be a manic week, it's a shame really, I've loved doing the fashion stuff, it's been fun, but I'm sat on what is, in my opinion my best machinima yet. And I refuse to upload it til the mag is out so I've got to work like a biatch. We're currently bandying around with the idea of next months (yeah, we're meant to be monthly) issue being entirely in video. Which would be interesting. Although I dunno how well recieved it would be... If anyone who looks at my blog (I have a hit counter, I know some people must look at it) has any thoughts or feelings on this please PLEASE lemme know.

Wednesday, 27 June 2007

Procrastination part II

So i did another viddy for the Fashion Angels blog, because I care. Now I want more Harajuku shit before I do another.


Tuesday, 26 June 2007

Procrastinating = BAD!

Well, I had lots of worky things to be doing, but I got pissed off with the LAG!

Which is evil, and the stoopid fooking update doesn't work and everything is shit.

So I went and played in PS instead.... Enjoy!
(ps click to enlarge)
(pps doesn't work on men in RL)

Druss Mandala

Okay, you're all going to have to humour me for a moment. Basicallly I have a friend, Druss Mandala who is an oldbie of the highest order... I mean oooooooooooold! You go to the list of Beta Testers on the wall in plum, and whoop dere he is!

Anyway so way back in the mists of time, Druss made a deckchair, which he left free to copy and it snuck itself into every reseller of free things shop in SL. You find some newbie land with a deckchair, it's probably his! With it's charmingly uneven legs and original texture of the united jack, it was one of SL's finest examples of prim work man ship, sadly however he abandoned his account and eventually got it reinstated but lost his inventory in the process, meaning that the deckchair was lost. Until now....

Yes it's true, Druss Mandala is REMAKING the deckchair and intends to spread it like some sort of disease over the metaverse once again! However, I have sneakily created the 'I PWN Druss Mandala deckchair' which is also free to copy.

So be a love and head down to Filth HQ in Tethea and take a copy, leave it out anywhere you can and enable me to become the new deckchair freak of SL and increase my chances of becoming a fully fledged attention seeking whore *cackles maniacally*


Monday, 25 June 2007

Awww wedded bliss

*pants and gasps* I finally got it done, the hardest video ever! I was lagged to death, crashed, got ejected and banned *glares at Jon* and all the rest, but there it is. My mate Lala finally skipping down the aisle with Jon...

Not much to say but awwwwww!

Loves you guys!

Yay me!

I made another viddy, for Fashion Angels (whom I'm a renegade blogger for) about my sexxoringly good new Harajuku skirt from Gritty Kitty. It's far too good although not made for those of us who don't have fine child bearing hips (crazy, I moan the other way in RL *snickers*) and you need Tiernan Serpentine to fix it, unless you have your own resident building bunny!

Anyhoo enjoy the vid, there'll be another one later hehe

Sunday, 24 June 2007

Fashionistas beware

While casually lounging on a toadstool, passing the time by nitpicking people's avatars, Kitty Lalonde was caught on camera having a particularly pretty moment. *sniggers* (And this is what happens when you badger and cajole people to post blog entries)