Amendment (to cover all the moon shit up)

You have to have to have to check out Bo... Yo.

This dude is a genius, I kid you not.

Continued kleptomania

You are The Moon

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.

The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

I r the moon... Umm awesome

Edit: What? No drugs or alcohol? Are you shitting me?

I R Thief.

So I was perusing other peoples blogs (very very nice of me as I am obviously self absorbed and shallow, so you shall all be grateful) and I came across this little meme wotsit on This Party is Over. Now obviously I saw it on that Willow Caldera's blog too, but she gets way to much credit for spreading herself wider than (insert whore joke here), so I shall refrain from crediting her. Apparently it's a clever way to let your ipod explain you. Sadly my ipod is currently geared for plugging into my Xbox and driving very fast and generally being violent to. You have been warned


1) How would you describe yourself?

Plug in Baby by Muse.... Vibrator? Possible

2) What do you like in a bloke?

Murhahahaha Dolly Song by Holly Dolly I think I should provide YouTube links from here on in..

3) What is your motto?

Hundred Mile High City by Ocean Colour Scene... Yes, yes indeed. (btw, this is the BEST driving song ever... thank you)

4) What do your friends think of you?

Somebody Told Me by The Killers. Can't keep secrets me.. Bugger.

5) What do you think about often?

*snicker* Lazy by Xpress 2

6) What do your parents think of you?

Daydream by iMonster although possibly the previous one too

7) What do you think of your best friend?

Trick Me by Kelis.. Oh dear.

8) What do you think of the person you like?

Everyday I love you less and less by The Kaiser Chiefs... Paranoid people read into it what you will.

9) What do you want to be when you grow up?

Aren't a grown up yet? Oh well... Chop Suey by System of a Down

10) What do you think when you see the person you like?

Give 'em Hell Kid by My Chemical Romance.. Oh so true I'm afraid. Fookin awesome song though

11) What song will they play at your wedding?

Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand

12) What will they play at your funeral?

She Moves in Her Own Way by The Kooks, obviously if I start moving you should prolly decapitate me, as explained in every good zombie film

13) What is your hobby/interest?

*crosses fingers* something about sex, something about sex.... I Can't Read You by Daniel Beddingfield... 'kaaay.

14) What is your biggest fear?

Black Horse and the Cherry Tree by KT Tunstall. I'm actually fond of both thank you very much

15) What is your biggest secret?

Shitlist by L7. Be warned, I have one!

16) What do you think of your friends?

Atomic by Blondie. Nuclear bastards.

17) What is your theme song?

It Overtakes Me/The Stars Are So Big, I Am So Small... Do I Stand A Chance? by The Flaming Lips

18) What do you think of your family?

Make Damn Sure by Taking Back Sunday.. I R emo

19) What is your best friend's theme song?

Monster by The Automatic. It's true, she is.

20) What is your mood right now?

She's Just Killing Me by ZZ Top, very true, ill children are hard work. (watch vid for Mr Clooney *grins*)

21) If your heart could talk what would it say?

I Don't Feel Like Dancing by The Scissor Sisters. Too true, too true

22) What do your co-workers think of you?

Intergalactic by The Beastie Boys. I'm critically embarrassed by this one. So embarassed I'm not linking.

23) What does your future look like?

Dani California by Red Hot Chilli Pepper's. Oh yes my merkin friends, I'm coming for you! Murhahahah

Fin.

Cat Sex Part 2

So we all saw the pictures of horny cats, and we all thought it very sweet. BUT....

Let these pictures tell you a story



Looks like a normal cat huh?




Well it has THE BELLY OF DOOM! Yes, innocent kitten is now a mere statistic, a teen mother, a horrible victim of society and the morally devoid race that we are.. The dirty slag. However there is a lesson for all here.



Yes, here in all it's chilling glory proof that getting pregnant young will MAKE YOUR HEAD MELT.

Let's hope we've saved some lives tonight.