So I'm an emotionally stable sort of person....

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid Disorder:	High
Schizoid Disorder:	Moderate
Schizotypal Disorder:	Very High
Antisocial Disorder:	High
Borderline Disorder:	Moderate
Histrionic Disorder:	Very High
Narcissistic Disorder:	Very High
Avoidant Disorder:	High
Dependent Disorder:	High
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:	Moderate
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Should I be worried about this

*runs around having a paranoid fit*

10 Things You Don't Know and Don't Need To!

Aside from pondering changing the name of this blog to 'Will only post memes' I've been doing... Not so much! Have a meme!

1: I've had 15 siblings but am an only child (The siblings are all steps, halfs and fosters and I've never met 3 of them)

2: I was a complete ASBO teenager and my exploits included being picked up by the police at 4am wearing a nightie, being expelled from school and getting a caution (seperate occasion) for smashing a car windscreen.

3: I despise myself for saying LOL on occasion.

4: One of my best sexual moments was when I was still half asleep and dreaming about having a threesome in a police station.

5: I had a wart on my hand as a child and retaliated against the bullies by telling them it was contagious and chasing them around the playground.

6: I have a bone handled fooking massive bowie knife and it never fails to amuse me doing the whole "That's not a knife" in a shit aussie accent thing.

7: I never learnt an instrument as a child but can play the guitar to some degree now.

8: My ideal home would be a self sufficient farm in the middle of nowhere (I have quite worked the whole internet access into this fantasy yet)

9: Dead things freak me out, I can't look at or touch anything dead, even insects, as I have a terrible fear that bits of their body will break off.

10: I've grown to hate the name Kitty and fervently wish I could change it.

New house has stuff in now!

So, we moved in, got internet, played fun games with delivery people. Discovered exciting and interesting facts such as never hire a carpet shapooing thing cos it will piss all over your carpet, and that it's not easy to maneuver a giant fridge without nearly losing fingers and that curtains are quite useful really.

Anyhoo, thought you might appreciate a pictoral update of some of our new goodies (with too many fridge shots cos I LOVE MY FRIDGE) and also my pathetic attempt to start a meme (go me).

First up SOFAS!!


They're all red and squishy and STUPID ME I forgot to take a picture of the spinny chair, which is the most comfy chair ever but is now covered in children who will pull faces at the camera and vogue it up thus taking away from the beauty of the chair.


The one on the right is a sofabed thing, Laura and Willis will never sleep on it cos they have a treehouse.


This is the office/study/pooter room. This is where the magic happens (Paul Daniels is in the filing cabinet). My pooter is the sleek black one on the left and Tie's is the giant silver thing on the right.

We shall not bitch though cos Tie bought me a mouse mat with BOOBIES!


This is my pride and joy however, my fridge. It is mine. People have to ask before they put things in it and I can't walk past without gazing at it lovingly and stroking it's sleek black surfaces *squirms*


This is the water/ice dispenser and button panel. One of the buttons is a vacation button... I dunno if the fridge fucks off when you press it though.

And here is some dispensed ice. Look at the coldness!

Ah ha! Meme Time... What's in your fridge? More exciting than bags in my opinion. Here's crap in my fridge (and freezer).

Milk - Lots of, dairy products ftw.
Cheese - Various packets at various stages of consumed
Juice - Apple and orange
Taramasalata - I love that fishy shit
Packets of mussels
Meat - Steak, ham, mince, burgers, bacon, black pudding and sausages
Cream - Whipped, double and ice hehe
Vegetable and salady things including half a tin of sweetcorn.
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter - Best butter ever
Strawberries!!
Wine
Tonic for Tie's G&T
Eggs
Strawberry Cheesecake
STRUDEL!!!!1!
Chippy chips
Birdseye Potato Waffles (they're waffley versatile)
A tiny piece of chocolate fudgecake that everyone is to polite to eat
Frozen Cottage pie ready meal cos I occasionally get cravings for them
Boil in the bag fish things in sauce (Pfft, this started off so healthy didn't it *sighs*)
Lots of Muller Corner yoghurts (Chocolate and biscuit, not fruit)
Mayonaise, ketchup, coleslaw, tartare sauce, apricot jam, pate, smoothies and malt loaf.

And here's a bonus picture a fridge raider...

Yes, it's the cat with the giant fluffy tail known as Lardy.

Fin

Meme addiction..

I love these things far too much, from Tymmerie Thorne.

1. Who was your first prom date?
Bah, I live in the uk and we didn't get a prom. Or dates. Or guns... Sucks to be us huh?

2. Do you still talk to your first love?
Nope.

3. What was your first alcoholic drink?
Well, there are photos of me glugging sherry at the age of 1ish so I'd say then!

4. What was your first job?
It was a newspaper round, and it sucked so much arse, I had to deliver them all at 6am and they were great big heavy things AND I only got £8 a week.. Bastages.

5. What was your first car?
Technically it was an old unworking BMW with no keys that I was given. First car I bought was a mahousive transit van (a Talbot Express Hightop) which I intended to do up and take around the world. However it rusted to death before I even got around to fixing the alternator.

6. Who was the first person to text you today?
Ummm no one, although my bessie mate from London Town texted me last night.

7. Who is the first person you thought of this morning?
Myself, going back to sleep. Didn't happen though

8. Who was your first grade teacher?
Oh god. I dunno, I have vague memories of teachers, but I moved schools a lot.

9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
I haven't!

10. Who was your first best friend and do you still talk?
My first best friend was a girl called Zoe, and I never spoke to her again (moved across the country) although my mum still speaks to her mum I think.

11. Where was your first sleep over?
At a friends house. We climbed out the window to smoke on her roof.

12. Who was the first person you talked/will talk to today?
That would be Tie, who was possibly attempting to cajole me into getting up.

13. Whose wedding were you in the first time?
I think I went to my mums and step dads, but I don't remember, I'll go with my Aunties then, where I was bridesmaid and all I remember is the egg mayonaisse and prefiteroles (pretty much in keeping with all my weddings then).

14. What was the first thing you did this morning/first thing you will do when you log in?
Sift through the mountain of crap from subscribe o matics and groups

15. What was the first concert you ever went to?
I went to see Jamiroquai with my foster sister in Plymouth, and it was fricking awesome!

16. What was your first record/tape?
Oh god... Michael Jacksons Bad... Now fuck off.

17. First hospitalization?
I never got admitted to a hospital til I was 19, but I went in for a broken nose one night when I was 12ish

18. First foreign country you've been to?
France

19. First movie you remember seeing?
Ummmmmm........ I'll go with Labyrinth. I still love that film.

20. When was your first detention?
I was 14/15. It was for not coming to school or some such bollocks.

21. Where did you first meet your spouse/partner now?
In Second Life

22. Who was your first roommate?
Never had one, I don't play well with others.

23. What did you do with your first paycheck?
Spent it on crap knowing me.

Feel free to tag yourselves, or get one of them little price sticker thingies and stick many prices on your face, that's fun too.

Ctrl + Shift + H challenge

Sooo another meme esque challenge, hit ctrl shift H and take snaps where you land. Luckily I changed my home position from Bukkake Bliss so here we go.


Having recently downgraded *sob* from the sim, we're now lurking on the mainland *further sobs*. Cleverly with Tie's lifetime account the tier is free, but it's still a bit cack. So yes, above is the whole thing. It all looks scruffy and deranged, much like my RL abode.


As you can see we still have all the filth stuff out because I'm sentimental and you never know what will happen in the future.


Random buildering crap, ideas and half finished projects, yay for organisation.


The house! We decided to go for a dolls house look, I dunno why but it's very cool in my opinion. The bottom floor is SLopoly and Greedy Greedy hidden behind the curtain.
Above it is my photo studio which is a big old white room that you don't really need to see. Out the front is a motorbike which Tie used for a 'text adventure' game surprise she made me when she bought me the opium av from Abyss (I know, she's far too good for me).


Living space. We don't actually 'live' in it. In fact I believe it's been used twice since it was built but it does look very very funky.

And a rooftop disco. This is a perfect example of why I don't build, as the levels of suckage far outweigh any aesthetic or usefull qualities of the build itself.

And there you is.

What's in my bag? (You'll wish you never asked)

Ummm yes.. First off I'd like to mention the things I DIDN'T include, which is a good kilo of receipts bus tickets and other random shit. I was going to, but then I realised that if I did do that then I would have to throw them away and clean the bag etc, which I really couldn't be arsed to do. Also my keys cos they live in the door unless I'm out.

Soooooo on with the contents!



















1 - Is my bag, it's a huge Billabong vinyl satchel thing that you can move house in which my friend gave me. It's wipe clean too which is handy.

2 - Random ropes and chains

3 - My old trustworthy whip, it's completely frayed but the leather still creaks and it smells nice so who cares.

4 - Usual boring handcuffs

5 - Pink anal beads

6 - Jackie O esque sunnies, useful all year round for face hiding and outward appearance of aloofness.

7 - My lil iPod nano, old and full of shit.. Much like me these days

8 - My Rabbit, Tie bought me this for my birthday and it's the best friend a girl can have.

9 - Big rubbery and scares the bejeezus out of people, inflatable dildos ftw

10 - Clothes pegs

11 - Vouchers for Subway! VITAL to carry with one at all times

12 - An ancient £5 gift voucher of Tie's for Our Price, I dunno if the shops still exist though

13 - My Animal wallet, I love this, although I once left it on the roof of the car and it got lost, but then returned to me a week later by the police, slightly knackered but still containing £11.80.

14 - Mobile, picked because it has DISCO LIGHTS!!! (Not shown)

15 - Two pound coin and a Morrisons shopping trolley pound

16 - Smoking paraphenalia. I smoke rollies but use roaches in them, meaning I leave a small trail of torn up rizla packet wherever I go.


And thus endeth the tour.

Where have all the memes gone?

Well who knows, but I decided to get over it by making my own, which no one will do and I will have some sort of paranoid breakdown but hey ho.

It's quite simple, relating to SL clothing, five things you always wear, 5 things you used to wear and five things you never wear. These have to be things you've purchased, no gifts or freebies, and you can just write about them or make purty pictures.

Got it? Excellent, so here's mine


I'm uber lazy so I mashed all the pictures together, the first get up you have to ignore the skirt, but it's basically the sweetest goodbye top with an unfathomable name. The Sinistyle boots and WRONG Fishnets. Next the gearshift jeans that I live in with the Juicy shoes.

For stuff I used to wear is the Suave shirt from Wintermoon which sadly got upgraded for the Armidi one although Suave shows more tit, which is good for showing more tit. Shiny thing boots which everyone with half a braincell own and a mini skirt from a last call set. Then is my beloved Versu pants from Nomine back from the dark ages of 2004 which do freaky things to your feet now.
Finally the Dark Eden boots, Etain herself (Namedrop WOOO!) told me that she always thought they looked unrealistic in the stuff and things but I didn't care. These boots got me more IM's of the 'Where did you get them' variety than I care to remember.


Now the best bit. The things I NEVER wear. I dunno where that jumpers from, I also don't know why I bought it. It's not horrible but It's never got further than "Nah....." in the wearing stakes. Then the dress. I bought that because the owner was there and talking to me. And she was nice, and I didn't want to tell her that I thought her shop was overpriced so I bought it. Go me. The boots are the first sculpties or boots EVER in SL. Which is why I keep them in a special box locked away from all and sundry *cough*.

Next is an outfit from Savvy? Now I loved this, and I still do, I just never find the right moment to wear it. Suggestions welcome in comments. And finally Armidi, stupidly expensive, very pink. Why? Who knows?

Anyhoo, more from me soon I promise.

Dinosaur goodness

Stolen from Trinity's Blog

I could survive for 1 minute, 9 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

I'm just a post machine, feeding my fantasy blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Still horny, found this.

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?

Apart from the ones I have had sex with? Hmmmmm there's a small possibility, yes.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

Well.... I do enjoy afternoon sex, it's relaxing and naughty all at the same time

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?

My side of course

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?

To have sex with? Umm beef, to eat? Also beef.

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?

I wasn't pulling over, the poor taxi driver was so I could vomit copiously into someones hedge.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

Only in second life.

7. Shower or bath?

Shower, I love showers. Great big high powered pulsating torrents of water are soooo much fun.
8. Do you pee in the shower?

Not on a daily basis, but I have done it a few times yes.

9. Mexican or Chinese?

Mexican

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

Aggressive of course, sheesh, who wants a man who lies there like a log.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?

Yes, I worship and adore someone on my friends list.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?

Nup

13. Love or money?

Love

14. Credit cards or cash?

Cash, credit cards are evil.

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?

I think I am that person.

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?

I have done both (sorta) and I prefer the camping, apart from the part when you have to sleep that is.

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?

Probably in the middle of a pea field

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?

No way!

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?

Nope

20. Ever been to a bar?

Of course... Sheesh!

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?

Murhahahaha, I've been kicked out of school, but never an establishment where alcohol can be purchased.. Go figure.

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?

Ummmm yes.. In an ambulance *sigh*

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?

Many many times, girls are better kissers you know?

24. Favorite drink?

Jack Daniels, god I love that stuff.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?

Nope

26. Had sex in a bathroom?

Yep, many times. Bathrooms are fun.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?

Technically I work at home, so yes.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

Yes *gasp*

29. Bought something from an adult store?

Pffft the staff waves at me in the street and ask me how the cat is (no euphemism)

30. Have you been caught having sex?

Yes. I'm not proud of it but I will blame Tie

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?

Only Tie to my knowledge.

32. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

One of my fun little handicaps is the complete inability to call someone by their correct name, cleverly 'Baby' 'Darling' 'Gorgeous' and 'Rampant Sex Muffin' work well for all people in bed.

33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?

Oh who indeed, it was soooooooo indecently prying *yawn*. PS - I tag you all HA!

Someone find me a proper dirty meme

I R Thief.

So I was perusing other peoples blogs (very very nice of me as I am obviously self absorbed and shallow, so you shall all be grateful) and I came across this little meme wotsit on This Party is Over. Now obviously I saw it on that Willow Caldera's blog too, but she gets way to much credit for spreading herself wider than (insert whore joke here), so I shall refrain from crediting her. Apparently it's a clever way to let your ipod explain you. Sadly my ipod is currently geared for plugging into my Xbox and driving very fast and generally being violent to. You have been warned


1) How would you describe yourself?

Plug in Baby by Muse.... Vibrator? Possible

2) What do you like in a bloke?

Murhahahaha Dolly Song by Holly Dolly I think I should provide YouTube links from here on in..

3) What is your motto?

Hundred Mile High City by Ocean Colour Scene... Yes, yes indeed. (btw, this is the BEST driving song ever... thank you)

4) What do your friends think of you?

Somebody Told Me by The Killers. Can't keep secrets me.. Bugger.

5) What do you think about often?

*snicker* Lazy by Xpress 2

6) What do your parents think of you?

Daydream by iMonster although possibly the previous one too

7) What do you think of your best friend?

Trick Me by Kelis.. Oh dear.

8) What do you think of the person you like?

Everyday I love you less and less by The Kaiser Chiefs... Paranoid people read into it what you will.

9) What do you want to be when you grow up?

Aren't a grown up yet? Oh well... Chop Suey by System of a Down

10) What do you think when you see the person you like?

Give 'em Hell Kid by My Chemical Romance.. Oh so true I'm afraid. Fookin awesome song though

11) What song will they play at your wedding?

Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand

12) What will they play at your funeral?

She Moves in Her Own Way by The Kooks, obviously if I start moving you should prolly decapitate me, as explained in every good zombie film

13) What is your hobby/interest?

*crosses fingers* something about sex, something about sex.... I Can't Read You by Daniel Beddingfield... 'kaaay.

14) What is your biggest fear?

Black Horse and the Cherry Tree by KT Tunstall. I'm actually fond of both thank you very much

15) What is your biggest secret?

Shitlist by L7. Be warned, I have one!

16) What do you think of your friends?

Atomic by Blondie. Nuclear bastards.

17) What is your theme song?

It Overtakes Me/The Stars Are So Big, I Am So Small... Do I Stand A Chance? by The Flaming Lips

18) What do you think of your family?

Make Damn Sure by Taking Back Sunday.. I R emo

19) What is your best friend's theme song?

Monster by The Automatic. It's true, she is.

20) What is your mood right now?

She's Just Killing Me by ZZ Top, very true, ill children are hard work. (watch vid for Mr Clooney *grins*)

21) If your heart could talk what would it say?

I Don't Feel Like Dancing by The Scissor Sisters. Too true, too true

22) What do your co-workers think of you?

Intergalactic by The Beastie Boys. I'm critically embarrassed by this one. So embarassed I'm not linking.

23) What does your future look like?

Dani California by Red Hot Chilli Pepper's. Oh yes my merkin friends, I'm coming for you! Murhahahah

Fin.

EEK!! A chain!

Anyone who cares to have asked (sadly very few) will know I have an intense dislike of chain things, emails, letters, notecards. I despise them all, the only chain I want contact with is a prim nipple type of chain, but I digress.

The problem is when the people I love send me these chain things, I want to respond, really I do, but I'm anti chain, so for those of you that have sent me the 'Getting to know you' note card, here's my response.

1. What time did you get up this morning?
7:45 am

2. Diamonds or pearls?
Diamonds, I dunno, pearls are just meh.

3. What was the last film you saw in the theatre?
Well Tie and I went to see that new Dead film by George A Romero. The one with the camcorder and the acid zombie destruction.

4. Favorite TV Show?
Bah, I don't really watch telly, so I shall say Friends.

5. What do you usually have for breakfast?
Cigerettes, left overs or toast, or nothing. Oh and Tie's delicious tea.

6. What is your middle name?
Louise

7. What food do you dislike?
Sprouts, cliched but true.

8. What is your favorite cd at the moment?
Umm I generally make up mix cds to play in the car. But I do like them

9. Favorite sandwich?
Noodles (see previous post)

10. What characteristic do you despise?
People who constantly whinge about how fucking terrible their job/partner/life is without actually listening to advice or indeed doing anything about it.

11. Favorite item of clothing?
Head bands, great for keeping hair in a restrained fashion. Also my boobie enhancing (but often painful) bra

12. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation...
I want to drive across the states randomly for a few months. Possibly with a gun.

13. What color is your bathroom?
That horrible 'I'm redecorating' bits of wallpaper and bare wall effect. Although it's been like that for a while...

14. Do you make friends easily?
Sort of, I'll natter away with anyone but I'm so easily distracted. I think I neglect most of my friends to be honest.

15. Where would you retire?
In some sort of random little community, where you see the old dears in flowery dresses watering flowers and flirting with their 60 yr old 'toy boy'

16. What was your most recent memorable birthday?
Oh crap, I shall probably annoy many people with this (Sorry Tie) but I only ever really remember going to the zoo on my 21st and getting to feed the lemurs... Don't ask.

17. Favorite sport to watch?
Erm... The sport I mind watching least is probably rugby. Or gymnastics.

18. How many towns have you lived in?
Somewhere in the region of 7 I think

19. How many people do you think will send this back?
No one! Cos I'm not sending it.

20. What is on your bedroom floor right now?
What isn't on my floor at the moment..... Off the top of my head, several books, lots of strewn rizlas, some clothes, lots of crap, some chains, the box Tie's giant telly came in and a cartoon I drew (on request) of a horse fucking a woman.... Well you wanted honesty.

21. Favorite saying?
Anyhoo - Me

22. When is your birthday?
28th September

23. Morning person or night person?
I prefer mornings but nights are less stressful

24. What is your shoe size?
An english 8/9

25. Pets?
1 kitten, which is no longer a kitten but is still referred to as such

26. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share?
I got GTA IV today... Go me!

27. What did you want to be when you were little?
Many many things, including a journo, marine biologist, actress, singer and witch (Mildred Hubble was terrible for small children)

28. Which talent would you most like to have?
Hypnosis.. Oh the fun.

29. Which words or phrases do you overuse?
Huzzah, anyhoo and I digress. Oh and snickers.

30. What is your favorite flower?
White lilies

31. What is the day on the calendar you are looking forward to?
Erm.... Christmas?

32. What color are your eyes?
Blue, blue/grey, possibly slate blue (Never ask Tie to define your eye colour)

33. What was your favorite toy as a child?
Zoids. They pwnd everything else on the planet.

34. Summer or winter?
Winter, coldness and blankety snuggles.

35. Hugs or kisses?
EEK human contact! *runs away screaming*

36. Chocolate or vanilla?
If we're talking milkshake? Vanilla

37. Do you want your friends to send this back to you?
Nope.

38. What is under your bed?
Monsters. And large amounts of crap and nostalgia.

39. When was the last time you cried?
Good question, I have no idea

40. Who is the friend you have had the longest in SL?
Tie.

41. What did you do last night?
Played WoW til 2am, had a shower, talked to Tie, passed out.

42. Favorite smell?
Chanel Allure or Dior Addict

43. What are you afraid of?
Jellyfish, moths and large things underwater (such as whales and airplanes)

44. Plain, sweet, or salted popcorn?
Sweet

45. How many keys on your keyring?
Pass, I lost my keys months ago and just use Ties

46. How many years at your current job?
What's a job?

47. Do you have any scars?
Loads, I'm an obsessive scab picker, my most notable non surgical scar is one that resembles a bean on my left knee. I got that hurtling around a sharp bend on my moped and scraping myself along a cornish wall.

48. Favorite day of the week?
Fridays are nice

49. What is your worst habit?
Farting

50. How old were you when you got your first crush on someone?
Umm I believe that would have been around the age of 7 (and it was Macguyver *sighs*)

51. How old were you when you lost your virginity? where did you lose it?
15, in a shed.. I'm all class me.

52. Ever been arrested?
No, although I've come close

53. What is the most embarrassing celebrity/band/whatever that you'll admit to liking?
Ace of Base... Sad but true.

54. If you could travel back in time, when would you visit?
Some sort of dinosaur time would be good for shits and giggles.

55. How many people are you sending this to?
No one! Murhahahahahah

Ish a Meme (sorry!)

Okay, so I found this, and it looked fun, so I'll shup and get on with it


1. Who was the last person you spoke with?

Ummm, last sensible rational adult person I spoke with was Tie, on the phone, as she's miles away... The fiend

2. Who was the last person you saw at work?

Murhahahaha, I'm nasty dole scum so I couldn't possibly answer that.

3. Who was the last person to comment on your blog?

Oh bugger, I dunno. On this blog, it was quite possibly Trinity.

4. Who was the last person that you wrote a post about?

It would have to be Willow Caldera who inspired a Mean Girls post with her contant whinging and nagging (that girl is SO high maintenance, really she is).

5. Who was the last person that you emailed?

Ah this is easy. The last person I emailed was a friend of mine from way back in the mists of time when I was aged 12/13. She sent me an email to my old aol addy that I hadn't lookied at in a while, so I emailed her back to accuse her of being a swinger *smirks*

6. Who was the last person that you phoned?

The last person I phoned would be my ex, he'd just come out of the hossy having some tests and I wanted to see how he was.

7. Who was the last person to give you bad advice?

Probably myself. I'm not really very good at advising myself on what to do, I can't actually think of a person who gave me bad advice as I don't actually listen to people.

8. Who was the last person to give you good advice?

Tie, advising me in matters of drama, although an honourable mention goes to a RL foul mouthed londoner friend of mine who advised me on many a life changing thing without which I wouldn't be wear I am today.

9. Who was the last person that you kissed?

That would be Tie again *grins*.