To be perfectly honest, I don't think it's anything worse than most people expected....
Saturday, 12 July 2008
STOLEN!!!!!
From the delicious Miss Zander
To be perfectly honest, I don't think it's anything worse than most people expected....
To be perfectly honest, I don't think it's anything worse than most people expected....
Friday, 11 July 2008
Thursday, 10 July 2008
I'm just a post machine, feeding my fantasy blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Still horny, found this.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Apart from the ones I have had sex with? Hmmmmm there's a small possibility, yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Well.... I do enjoy afternoon sex, it's relaxing and naughty all at the same time
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
My side of course
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
To have sex with? Umm beef, to eat? Also beef.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
I wasn't pulling over, the poor taxi driver was so I could vomit copiously into someones hedge.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Only in second life.
7. Shower or bath?
Shower, I love showers. Great big high powered pulsating torrents of water are soooo much fun.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Not on a daily basis, but I have done it a few times yes.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Mexican
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive of course, sheesh, who wants a man who lies there like a log.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes, I worship and adore someone on my friends list.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nup
13. Love or money?
Love
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash, credit cards are evil.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
I think I am that person.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
I have done both (sorta) and I prefer the camping, apart from the part when you have to sleep that is.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Probably in the middle of a pea field
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
No way!
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope
20. Ever been to a bar?
Of course... Sheesh!
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Murhahahaha, I've been kicked out of school, but never an establishment where alcohol can be purchased.. Go figure.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Ummmm yes.. In an ambulance *sigh*
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Many many times, girls are better kissers you know?
24. Favorite drink?
Jack Daniels, god I love that stuff.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yep, many times. Bathrooms are fun.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Technically I work at home, so yes.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes *gasp*
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Pffft the staff waves at me in the street and ask me how the cat is (no euphemism)
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Yes. I'm not proud of it but I will blame Tie
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Only Tie to my knowledge.
32. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
One of my fun little handicaps is the complete inability to call someone by their correct name, cleverly 'Baby' 'Darling' 'Gorgeous' and 'Rampant Sex Muffin' work well for all people in bed.
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Oh who indeed, it was soooooooo indecently prying *yawn*. PS - I tag you all HA!
Someone find me a proper dirty meme
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Apart from the ones I have had sex with? Hmmmmm there's a small possibility, yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Well.... I do enjoy afternoon sex, it's relaxing and naughty all at the same time
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
My side of course
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
To have sex with? Umm beef, to eat? Also beef.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
I wasn't pulling over, the poor taxi driver was so I could vomit copiously into someones hedge.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Only in second life.
7. Shower or bath?
Shower, I love showers. Great big high powered pulsating torrents of water are soooo much fun.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Not on a daily basis, but I have done it a few times yes.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Mexican
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive of course, sheesh, who wants a man who lies there like a log.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes, I worship and adore someone on my friends list.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nup
13. Love or money?
Love
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash, credit cards are evil.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
I think I am that person.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
I have done both (sorta) and I prefer the camping, apart from the part when you have to sleep that is.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Probably in the middle of a pea field
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
No way!
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope
20. Ever been to a bar?
Of course... Sheesh!
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Murhahahaha, I've been kicked out of school, but never an establishment where alcohol can be purchased.. Go figure.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Ummmm yes.. In an ambulance *sigh*
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Many many times, girls are better kissers you know?
24. Favorite drink?
Jack Daniels, god I love that stuff.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yep, many times. Bathrooms are fun.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Technically I work at home, so yes.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes *gasp*
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Pffft the staff waves at me in the street and ask me how the cat is (no euphemism)
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Yes. I'm not proud of it but I will blame Tie
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Only Tie to my knowledge.
32. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
One of my fun little handicaps is the complete inability to call someone by their correct name, cleverly 'Baby' 'Darling' 'Gorgeous' and 'Rampant Sex Muffin' work well for all people in bed.
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Oh who indeed, it was soooooooo indecently prying *yawn*. PS - I tag you all HA!
Someone find me a proper dirty meme
Cybersexxoring 101
Begonia Bint has demanded I speak to you about sex... Whether it's for her hilarity or just desperate cramming we shall see. But nevermind, I give to you an ad hoc 101 to cybering.
Names.
Now we're well aware that the repeated use of the word "cock" and "pussy" is going to cause some amount of duress during cybersex, and carry the risk of being the 2 Unlimited of the sex world, and while it is fun to get creative BE CAREFUL.
Acceptable Names
Shaft, cock, cunt, pussy, member (fnar fnar).
Unacceptable Names
Pork sword, love truncheon, beef curtains, nether mouth (Sorry Ms Rice), rod (plumbing?), tool (makes me think of Tetsuo Ironman *shudder*), minge, vagina (ugh), gash.
Foreplay
In the real world FOREPLAY IS GOOD, it is in fact ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY *ahem*. However often in cybering foreplay leads to far too much typing... I mean really you don't have to type 4 sentences for every item of clothing removed, yes my shoes are "Gleaming gently in the dim light of the room, the silky material feeling warm to the touch as they slip sensually off the pristine flesh of my dainty feet" but my batteries are running low already!
Sexual Aids
Not a fleshlight... But the exciting poseballs, body parts and other joyous things that second life offers as direct enhancement to your wanking schedule. It's all been said before, know how to work this stuff and so forth but one thing not said is...
Make sure your prim testicles do not resemble a kilo of brains in a carrier bag and that your cock matches your skin... Thanks.
Ok, I'm bored now, next time we talk to Loaf about his list of "Kitty Cautions".
Names.
Now we're well aware that the repeated use of the word "cock" and "pussy" is going to cause some amount of duress during cybersex, and carry the risk of being the 2 Unlimited of the sex world, and while it is fun to get creative BE CAREFUL.
Acceptable Names
Shaft, cock, cunt, pussy, member (fnar fnar).
Unacceptable Names
Pork sword, love truncheon, beef curtains, nether mouth (Sorry Ms Rice), rod (plumbing?), tool (makes me think of Tetsuo Ironman *shudder*), minge, vagina (ugh), gash.
Foreplay
In the real world FOREPLAY IS GOOD, it is in fact ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY *ahem*. However often in cybering foreplay leads to far too much typing... I mean really you don't have to type 4 sentences for every item of clothing removed, yes my shoes are "Gleaming gently in the dim light of the room, the silky material feeling warm to the touch as they slip sensually off the pristine flesh of my dainty feet" but my batteries are running low already!
Sexual Aids
Not a fleshlight... But the exciting poseballs, body parts and other joyous things that second life offers as direct enhancement to your wanking schedule. It's all been said before, know how to work this stuff and so forth but one thing not said is...
Make sure your prim testicles do not resemble a kilo of brains in a carrier bag and that your cock matches your skin... Thanks.
Ok, I'm bored now, next time we talk to Loaf about his list of "Kitty Cautions".
Ok ok, still simboarding, sorry!
Kittens will be on their way soon, but.... I has found something new! (Well, Coley found it, but I be blogging it) Anyhoo, tis called simboarding, and it has to be the coolest thing ever, not crappy jerky skateboards from other places but this thing is smoother than a metal dildo, faster than said dildo on a porn set, and slicker than the floor afterwards (I be horny, you shush now).
You can do the half pipe and get air on this thing! Actual air, not floating off miles away and ending up in a tree, oh no. You go up, you turn round, you come back down, just like a proper sk8or yo! Also you can 'pimp' your board, although I found that my board didn't appreciate being thrown at the denizens of hard alley in a mini skirt, so I settled for making a lil design for it in PS... Fnar fnar.
So, you should all go and get one and we can all while away the wee hours zooming and whooshing up and down and making up excitering lingo. Bodacious! *coughs*
Also, I had a thought for a meme (murhahahahaha) but I cannae remember it now, and I have a "how to get laid in SL (maybe)" hud thing to explain about. I'm sorta tempted to plop it on the fashion feed, but I'd rather jam a cheesegrater up my arse so maybe not.
Huzzah!
Wednesday, 9 July 2008
SIMBOARDING!!!!!!
Go and get a sim board immediately.
Oh and go me I made a video!
Simboarding in Second Life from Kitty Lalonde on Vimeo.
Oh and go me I made a video!
Simboarding in Second Life from Kitty Lalonde on Vimeo.
Tuesday, 8 July 2008
Opinions
New MM skins.
Look the same as the old ones to my untrained eye, while lovely, the arse is a bit wierd, the shadows are a tad too high for my liking, meh, maybe my arse is to big.
Fashion Blogs.
All the clothes look the same, all the looks are the same, the names are the same, the jokes, the contests, the memes. Same same same same same. Blah. SL fashion is boring as fuck now, I'm sad to say, and I used to live that stuff... We need something new. I propose tentacle sex.
Copyright theft.
Isn't the whole of SL copyright theft? I'm going to scribble ™ on all the trees in my garden and sue some mofos.
SL5B.
Didn't go, didn't care. Perused some of the hoohah about 'no child av's, goreans or bdsm' briefly. Seems to me it's been "Your world, your imagination - Neither of these are welcome in SL, kindly leave them at the door (unless you're a multinational conglomorate business in which case, please take these sims)" for a while now and we really shouldn't be surprised.
Anyhoo, sorry about random negativity, post about kittens coming when I can bring myself to remove the batteries from my vibrator to put in the camera.
Look the same as the old ones to my untrained eye, while lovely, the arse is a bit wierd, the shadows are a tad too high for my liking, meh, maybe my arse is to big.
Fashion Blogs.
All the clothes look the same, all the looks are the same, the names are the same, the jokes, the contests, the memes. Same same same same same. Blah. SL fashion is boring as fuck now, I'm sad to say, and I used to live that stuff... We need something new. I propose tentacle sex.
Copyright theft.
Isn't the whole of SL copyright theft? I'm going to scribble ™ on all the trees in my garden and sue some mofos.
SL5B.
Didn't go, didn't care. Perused some of the hoohah about 'no child av's, goreans or bdsm' briefly. Seems to me it's been "Your world, your imagination - Neither of these are welcome in SL, kindly leave them at the door (unless you're a multinational conglomorate business in which case, please take these sims)" for a while now and we really shouldn't be surprised.
Anyhoo, sorry about random negativity, post about kittens coming when I can bring myself to remove the batteries from my vibrator to put in the camera.
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