I'm just a post machine, feeding my fantasy blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Still horny, found this.

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?

Apart from the ones I have had sex with? Hmmmmm there's a small possibility, yes.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

Well.... I do enjoy afternoon sex, it's relaxing and naughty all at the same time

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?

My side of course

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?

To have sex with? Umm beef, to eat? Also beef.

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?

I wasn't pulling over, the poor taxi driver was so I could vomit copiously into someones hedge.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

Only in second life.

7. Shower or bath?

Shower, I love showers. Great big high powered pulsating torrents of water are soooo much fun.
8. Do you pee in the shower?

Not on a daily basis, but I have done it a few times yes.

9. Mexican or Chinese?

Mexican

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

Aggressive of course, sheesh, who wants a man who lies there like a log.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?

Yes, I worship and adore someone on my friends list.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?

Nup

13. Love or money?

Love

14. Credit cards or cash?

Cash, credit cards are evil.

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?

I think I am that person.

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?

I have done both (sorta) and I prefer the camping, apart from the part when you have to sleep that is.

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?

Probably in the middle of a pea field

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?

No way!

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?

Nope

20. Ever been to a bar?

Of course... Sheesh!

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?

Murhahahaha, I've been kicked out of school, but never an establishment where alcohol can be purchased.. Go figure.

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?

Ummmm yes.. In an ambulance *sigh*

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?

Many many times, girls are better kissers you know?

24. Favorite drink?

Jack Daniels, god I love that stuff.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?

Nope

26. Had sex in a bathroom?

Yep, many times. Bathrooms are fun.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?

Technically I work at home, so yes.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

Yes *gasp*

29. Bought something from an adult store?

Pffft the staff waves at me in the street and ask me how the cat is (no euphemism)

30. Have you been caught having sex?

Yes. I'm not proud of it but I will blame Tie

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?

Only Tie to my knowledge.

32. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

One of my fun little handicaps is the complete inability to call someone by their correct name, cleverly 'Baby' 'Darling' 'Gorgeous' and 'Rampant Sex Muffin' work well for all people in bed.

33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?

Oh who indeed, it was soooooooo indecently prying *yawn*. PS - I tag you all HA!

Someone find me a proper dirty meme