1 - We don't care if we may upstage you
2 - We will show up dressed inappropriately with body parts on display
3 - We like white and will wear it if we feel to
4 - We don't stop swearing
5 - We will flirt with/insult all your guests
(There was meant to be a picture but the interwebby hates me, I'll post it on tomorrow)
2 comments:
Methinks you forgot the single most important. "We'll show up a full day early so as not to miss the festivities."
Hahaha! I could so see Kitty pitching a tent mid aisle too (a day early. :p
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