Thursday, 23 August 2007

5 Reasons....

Why you should never invite us to weddings.


1 - We don't care if we may upstage you
2 - We will show up dressed inappropriately with body parts on display
3 - We like white and will wear it if we feel to
4 - We don't stop swearing
5 - We will flirt with/insult all your guests

(There was meant to be a picture but the interwebby hates me, I'll post it on tomorrow)

2 comments:

Madison said...

Methinks you forgot the single most important. "We'll show up a full day early so as not to miss the festivities."

♥ JellyBean ♥ said...

Hahaha! I could so see Kitty pitching a tent mid aisle too (a day early. :p