Friday, 10 August 2007

Kitty getting dolled up

So maybe I was having a bad day with that sudden outbreak of bubonic plague, but I don't think I looked half as bad as Kitty at that party. Take a look......

*scampers off to retch, still traumatised by the memory of walking in, arms linked with "donkey girl" Lalonde*


Kitty Lalonde said...

Oh that's lovely darling! I'm so very very proud of you! *hugs you tightly whilst injecting rohypnol*

Awww are you sleepy babes?

It's ok, I'll see you in the morning.

*orders 'The home surgery kit' from Amazon on next day delivery and rubs hands together*

Tiernan Serpentine said...

*wakes up with the face of a hungover baboon but smirks in the certain knowledge of still looking oh so much better than little donkey girl Lalonde with her floppy ears, buckteeth and gimpy leg*