Monday, 28 April 2008

Noodle Sandwiches

I have explained this elsewhere, but here, in full glorious photographic stylee is a simple guide to creating this chav/posh delicacy... Noodle Sandwiches.

Noodle sandwiches are loved by everyone, including small children who relish in spreading the sticky strands across their cherubic faces. Even kittens love them (but only when you're not holding a camera near them and screaming "Eat the fucking noodles you bastard, it'll be funny!").
They can also be cooked with just a kettle if you're in the wilds/in a bedsit.

First off, ingredients. You will require some batchelors super noodles (chicken is best), some butter or olive oil if you're all swanky (actually, fuck that, never tried it with olive oil and it may well be vile). And some sort of cheese, cheeses that work best are cheddar, smoked cheese and mozerella. You'll also need bread, a saucepan and some sort of mixing implement (not pictured)

Ingredients (duh)

Having created your noodles to the specifications on the packet, you'll have to grate/tear up your cheese into the pan. You may need to return it to the heat in order to melt it all in properly. You can also add other exciting things like ham and sweetcorn, but we'll keep it simple for now.

Goodness in a pan (That's mozerella by the by, not chicken)

Next you need to butter a piece of bread and flop your noodles to one side of said bread.

You really have to trust me on this

Next, fold up your bread to create a half sandwich.. Consume!

Yummy!

And there you have it folks, next week we shall be making fish pie!

9 comments:

WillowC said...

\o/ Supernoodles ftw!

I wonder what it would be like with ham in it, too. Go test.

Kitty Lalonde said...

Already did, it's nice with ham. Which is why I said, add ham... Silly

WillowC said...

Sorry, the sweetcorn threw me.

Go and test chicken then, and possibly pork polony. If they still make that...

Kitty Lalonde said...

A brigade of pork? Or was it an Ethel?

WillowC said...

It was "tagliatelle ethel", but yes, the brigade of pork is correct.

Pay said...

Not as good as pepper egg sandwiches, but I had to give them up! Thanks for Yummy and entertaining recipe!

queenkellee said...

/me wonders why we don't have the delightfully named "Super Noodles" in America...

Willis said...

Holly would live on Supernoodles if it didn't piss me off to cook them, I go for the ones you just have to cook like a pot noodle! YAY

Tea Panhandle said...

Omg I so want that! Supernoodles need importing to Canada now!!!